LIVE FAST DIE FUN

Saturday, September 29, 2007

someone teach me how to use facebook

it's spamming my whole email inbox with

dont know what wall writing thingy
getting bitten,
firecracker here and there
poke poke

HOW TO USE LOL

jeremy wants to study on saturday

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

fran merida

Arsenal's youngster from barcelona debut.

no not cesc fabregas,

it's
FRAN MERIDA

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

friends with benefits?

friends with benefits.

i thought of a followup to it.

fared to me : sia lah, why everytime i talk to you confirm horny things one

me to fared: LAUGH X7584930203948

gosh, our occasional talk hah.

it's allllllllll secrets.

lips of an angel?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

1 YEAR

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY KELLY LOY.

24TH SEPTEMBER

We've come so far darling, the 365 days we spent together.

the good times, the fun times, the havoc times,

even the sad times.

we made it.

i'll leave it all to the card

I LOVE YOU.

mindchamps

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN CHARINS

23RD SEPT

INTERNATIONAL WORSHIP CHARINS DAY

YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO NOT GO SCHOOL TOMORROW

today we were all kinda dead tired at the starting half

pratically every week it's like that hah

then came break

where charins had started her nonsense

rayner's totally freaked out by her today

he could have just punched her anytime hah

liang was being his normal spastic self

telling us his taxi stories hah

weiling being the IN person

william being the CARD person

jasmine BRINGING BILLY TO MINDCHAMPS

SHYSHY MAN THAT BOY

HAH

rayner wanting to kill charins all the time

joel being kinda quiet today

charins being the queen and PSYCHO.

sort of psycho.

next week's last week =(

paris and rat.a.to.ee

zaf

jeremy's gonna grow fat at this rate

morning : MACS - hotcakes+sausage EVM
afternoon: MACS - 6 piece nuggents meal + mcspicy + mcflurry( with extra ice cream and oreo) + apple dippers
night: laksa Supper: LJS fish meal

ok
afternoon macs was the best ever

first i bought my nuggents meal and
I SAW ZAFRULLAH WORKING AT MACS
CASHIER

my primary school best friend hah

HI HI HIHI IHH I AND ALL

then like went back to seat

then he was giving his burgers around and came to out table and put down a mcspicy( WHICH I DIDNT ORDER)
and said
take take take!

I BURST OUT LAUGIHNG AND ALL (as usual)

then all out creative minds came together hah

so

took paper, wrote ' MORE OREO'.

went to his counter before i could order, i burst out laughing already hah
and like

zaf: GOOD AFTERNNOON SIR, MAY I HAVE YOUR ORDER?

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

one mcflurry and one sundae ( shows him paper )

he went like
'more ice cream instead'

so he filled the whole freaking cup with oreos(he turned that freaking oreo dispenser 5 times)

and gave me the mcflurry without blending it
im like
BLEND THE THING LAH

he seemed quite reluctant
but still did

when he inserted the straw, pressed the blend button

I BURST OUT LAUGHING AGAIN

the oreos flew all over the place cos overflow!

and the sundae,
was extra extra fudge fudge

totally rocks man

best thing

i gave him a $10 note
he gave me back $8

hah!

alright
so he went to do his rounds of giving his burgers
he wasnt really sure where this specific filetOfish burger was
so this lady went up to him and said "over here over here"
so they walked walked walked
IT WAS THE PERSON BESIDE US

so im like
EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S MY APPLE DIPPERS?

zaf: (show's middle finger)

so we just laughed like retarded people full like pigs

and 2 minutes later

HE CAME BACK WITH APPLE DIPPERS

zaf: HERE'S YOUR APPLE DIPPERS SIR, and whispers, ( dont be too greedy sir)

HAH
gosh totally rocks man

i love airport macs i love airport macs

THANKS ZAF

i'll never forget the time you wanted to jump off the second floor of my house hah

Saturday, September 22, 2007

change of mind

woo
today was totally norm
kinda feel sucky for not studying

lepaked after remedial with the Ds and F

went dinner with mum and maid

had more talks/counselling this week
all it took was 2 people.
for once, something made sense to me.

oh
fabregas just scored =)
1 goal 2 assist
i taught him well,
good lad.

it wont be soon before long

Friday, September 21, 2007

photo

cos im looking at your picture,
cos it's all i've got.

songs

A1 - Ready or Not

let's sing and dance away to A1

yay

and to camwhore who loves PHOTO

a song for you guys

no link, but hah nice song

Ryan Cabrera- Photo

Thursday, September 20, 2007

arsenal

baik arsenal

baik fabregas

go home mourinho.

time to shut up.

new fsas stock!

ahhhhh.

clique in clique

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

rubik

jeremy's addicted to rubik's cube though he can solve only one side of it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

18+

i love gore

if you do, watch,
if you dont, THE MORE YOU SHOULD WATCH

Monday, September 17, 2007

pics.

alex hleb can go and die
why?
cos there's CESC FABREGAS
IM GONNA GET HIS JERSEY BY 31ST DECEMBER 2007

one less macbeth shoes =(

daniel got the worse combo.

hair - piercing - handphone combo
hah

~~E + R = O~~

THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG
ONLY OUTCOME.

empower u hah.

pictures!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

mindchamps

AWWWWWWWWWWW

mindchamps was fun
other than the test which WAS fun cos of that incident HAH

dearest joel and charins
please do not get too mushy
especially during tests.
secretly mouthing 'i love you' doesnt mean NO ONE CAN SEE YOU HAHA

then it was teasing time x23859043
HAHA

went back and got knocked out straight two hours
first time sleeping in the evening
there goes my sleep at night

List out your Top 5 Birthday Presents Which You Wish For:
1. l1r5 >20
2. unlimited supply of fsas and macbeth apparel
3. $10000000
4. disicipline
5. responsibility

MAGDALENE

Answer the following questions:
1. The person who tagged you was?- MAGDALENE ONG
2. Your relationship with him/her is?- casual cool friends
3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?- super sociable, ben&jerrys lover, calvin addict, friendly, always a good friend to talk things with.
4. Most memorable thing he/she has done for you?- bought me ben&jerrys =)
5. Most memorable words she has said to you?- words she ALWAYS says to me, l1r5 20<
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?-die
7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?- not call me gay
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?- tell calvin off
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be? miscommunication i guess
10. The thing you desire to do most for him/her would be?- buy her bakc ben&jerrys hah
11. Overall impression of him/her?-one of the coolest people i've met this year

AZHARI

1. The person who tagged you was?- AZHARI/APEK
2. Your relationship with him/her is?- teamates
3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?- kiddish, hyper, fadzly twin, stomacache king, eat tonnes yet small
4. Most memorable thing he/she has done for you?- attempting to PRONOUNCE HIS OWN NAME
5. Most memorable words she has said to you?-baik ah tan
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?-force him to pronounce his AZ-HA-RI
7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?- PRONOUNCIATION
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?- break his body
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be? pissing me off
10. The thing you desire to do most for him/her would be?-teach him pronounciation
11. Overall impression of him/her?-small and hyperactive but funny kid

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you?-a guy who laughs neverendingly.
13. A character trait you love about yourself?-MY LAUGH.
14. A character trait you hate about yourself?- being too hot.
15. Person you want to be?-fabregas
16. Say something to the people who care for you?-love you guys.
17. Pass this quiz to 10 people to know what they feel about you.

i shall take 10 random people

1. delon
2.weiling
3.cheryl
4.jeremyhan
5.rachel
6.fared
7.bobo
8.jaaziel
9.natalie
10.charins

Who is #6 having a relationship with?-ashriqah
Is #9 a male or female?-female
If #7 and #10 are together, will it be a good thing?- SWEET. joel's gonna be angry hah.
How about #8 and #5?-rachel's dead.
What is #2 studying about?-o levels
When was the last you talked to #3?-friday
What kind of music does #8 like?-no idea hah.
Does #1 have any siblings?-2 brothers
Will You woo #3?- HUH NO.
How about #7?- WHOA FREAK NO NO.
Is #4 single?-dont know. hah.
What's #5's surname?-seah
How about #10's?- mindchampssss
#4's hobby?- HARDCORE GYM.
Do #5 and #9 get along?-dont know each other.
Where does #2 study at?-queenstown sec
Say something casual about #1?- jokes. jokes. funny.
Have you tried developing feelings about #8?-HAHA NO.
Where does #9 live?- SIMPANG BEDOK
Are #5 and 1# best friends?-nope, they know each other though
Does #7 like #2?- dont know each other
How did you get to know #2?-mindchampsss
Does #1 have any pets?-nope
Is #7 the sexiest person in the world?- EEW NO.

RANDOM

Saturday, September 15, 2007

slack

RED

DESIGNED MY SHIRT =)

ahhh
slacked with daniel and daren today
lepaked at town and all
went daren's house for steamboat dinner

my dad's cool
DAREN'S DAD'S THE COOLER
SUMPAH

gosh i wanna live in a condo

you get to disturb so many innocent humans hah
uncivilised me hoho.

oh did i mention
i ALMOST bought macbeth shoes

it was like $111
then called up mason
$100.

NO SIZE
GO AND DIE
DFOINLKSETRGN

$100 FOR MACBETH SHOES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
image2001 was a killer $120+

oh well

ANYWAY
those two are here watching soccer
liverpool drawed
arsenal won HAHAHAHA

portsmouth are becoming arsenal
attacking minded.
nicenice.

my online patch shop should open soon

BUY PEOPLE BUY
DECORATE YOUR BAGS + SHOES + TSHIRT

Friday, September 14, 2007

shop

SS
shop + studies

shiokshiok

bought red skinnys plus bagpack
SWEET.

anyone wanna buy patches from me
tell me.

I HAVE ANY PATCH IN THE WORLD.
$4 onwards
depending on size.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Productive study for jeremy tan lide today

he did 8 full questions of maths

which is = to 4 full sheets of paper
which is = to 1 question / side
which is GOOD

thank you jon for sitting there and making sure i studied and helping me with my maths

jeremy tan is gonna spend $$$ tomorrow

Sunday, September 09, 2007

vah

Vanessa, Oh Vanessa

looks at zul

mindchamps

jeremy tan lide scored against ORA today hohoho

SCC 8
ORA 0

awwww

anyway
some retarded ass incident happened today between mindchamps clique and some indian guy wearing retarded pink bandanna

from weiling's blog:

the bunch of us had a great laugh at some indian drunk man.
here's how it goes.indian man-
"move"[pushing jeremy aside even when there's so much passage way]
jeremy- "relax lah"indian man-
[turns around] "RELAX WHAT"
weiliang- "relax lah, he only told you to relax only."
[goes on][i can't remember exactly how it went but..]
indian man- " i'm drunk! okay? i'm drunk! (it's broad daylight, 2 pm to be exact, and he's drunk)
i'm making trouble for you right? you can report to the police!" <-- 0.0 zomg right?
weiliang- " report what? you can go away what, wanna report? report lah!"
indian man- " okay! i'm making trouble for you! [moves up to jeremy] call the police!"
[ squabble goes on ]
here's what the indian man did that's damn funny indian man- " okay! you see where i go!"[pushes some random bypasser aside and goes to a corner. smiles]
wtf right? that guy's damn random. oh man.anyways

bloodyretared

Saturday, September 08, 2007

back

ok back from malaysia

my goal for the rest of the year is

To get promoted
and
TO WATCH DAVID COPPERFIELD LIVE IN SINGAPORE

ok
i am desperate to watch his performance, SOMEONE WATCH WITH ME PLEASE
more desperate than the england team who diedie must qualify for euro08

talking about england
they're playing now

isreal was singing their national anthem
and
the england fans were all booing
terrible sight

the beautiful game gone ugly

fsas

alright

with my addiction of fsas

i might be selling shirts + hoodies from fsas.

and patches. (the iron on thingy on my bag)

maybe billabong as well.

Friday, September 07, 2007

rumour

THE RUMOUR

many have heard of it
many chose not to notice

The Rumour.
it scares the shit out of people
you may know it.

humans hates what he does
but
he's dead now

is he?

the rumour of
he getting back
all his cheap thrills?

will he be able to witness all the pain the people see again

all you people dread to see him

well hold back people.

THE RUMOUR IS NOT A RUMOUR

IT IS TRUE

WELCOME BACK JIGSAW

MAY WE SEE MORE BLOOD AND GORE IN SAW IV
PLEASE,
BLOOD.

halloween 07

oh man
i was bored hah.
updated friendster profile
back tomorrow night!
lots of work to catch up!

it's a trap.

madness

crazy day

firstly
my bloody passport had some problem
then
my brothers had to go off first
so which after dealing with all the passport nonsense

i was left at vivo city for 3 hours to shop hah
really cool to just sit and relax and just enjoy with myself hah

then it was my first time travelling alone - malaysia though lol
and bus journey was cool hah
rush hour 2 + sleep

and now
watching evanalmighty
BORING SHIT.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

bored

bored
derob

off to malaysia tomorrow!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

bored

IT'S 3PM IN THE AFTERNOON
AND I AM FREAKING BORED

BRILLIANT

YAY

so had tuition in the morning
couldnt really concentrate
was really excited for the party!

so yup
kinda stoned at home
tried cleaning up but wasnt really helpful
cos
my house is as messy as ever

THEN
the horror thunderstorm came
plans of 2 plus coming were postponed

so rachel reached first at 3.30
then we walked out to shop and save to meet charms!
bought all the prune juice + tonic water hah
then bought prata for delon
then cheryl jason daniel came

then rachel clique surprised rachel
no idea why was there suppose to be a surprise for her but yeah there was hah
then my gang came + ashriqah & wan

they started the bbq and all
then erm
calvin messaged telling me he and mag wont be coming cos his mum has tickets to rat.a.to.ee

then
THEY TURNED UP WITH YIJUN
SHOCKED LAH

but cool cool
they came in matching yellow hah

then kelly and jaaz came
joined the gang

then zul and apu came
joined the gang

then mindchamps came!
and gang joined them

then gang became big
then fight

NOT

then cutting of birthday cake!
kinda knew flour was coming
but not EGGS
gosh yuck
then bathed

then everyone kinda got along well after
dare or double dare
i never

funfun!

then opening of presents and all hah
then humans left slowly
til the 3 vs guys hah
zul suren liang
just went retarded
and all hah

THANK YOU FOR COMING
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST PARTY IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!

the cards really touched me
the presents are really cool

thank you guys for all the handmade cards/gifts

thank you guys for all the retarded yet innovative presents

thank you guys for all the disgusting but humourous presents

thank you guys for MAKING THIS PARTY!

Monday, September 03, 2007

rain

THE WEATHER FORECAST

THAT'S LIKE THE WHOLE SINGAPORE RAINING.

PLEASE STILL COME

Sunday, September 02, 2007

party

PARTYY

MY HOUSE IS OPEN FROM 5PM ONWARDS
FOOD STARTS AT 6 PLUS

SO YOU DECIDE GUYS!

arsenal's winninghohoho.

i have the coolest and most contagious laughter on earth

yay

POST NUMBER : 200

oh yes
monday's coming!
=)

anyway

friday

half day
teacher's day

performance and all was kinda ok i guess.
so after school
went back, bathed
then went shps with daniel
met charis
then just hanged out and all
all the tj stuff hah.

then went off for c div finals
lost 4-0
terrible terrible
keeper halim was terrible.

oh well
they got into finals at least.

then went off to meet kelly
gosh it's been a while hah.
really caught up and all.
watch rush hour 3 again
hah
still as funny as hell hah

evan almighty here i come hah.