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Thursday, May 31, 2007

malaysia

yeaaaaaaaaaa
so it's the time of the year where i travel again
WOOHOO

i think it's gonna be this

kl(1night)
ipoh(countless and neverending nights)
then back to kl(another 2 nights)

gooooooooooooooooooood
so will be away from
1st to 10th

i'll probably be online every night

IM GONNA MISS UNDER 15=(
IM GONNA MISS HOCKEY =(
IM GONNA MISS KELLY LOY =(

will be back soon humans!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

pissed

wah shit
im damn pissed now
we have a match against vj tomorrow

NO ONE IS GOING

and wtf
im forced to go
all have dumb excuses
and mine isnt good enough - i'll be leaving the following day by the way.

so all the best
JEREMY TAN LIDE vs VICTORIA JUNIOR COLLEGE.

pissing.

so bought macs to school today
then remedial
less than half class turned up
went tamp with daniel asyraf delon
delon didnt join us for lunch/dinner
went macs again

so yep
2 macs meal

ah shoots
im pissed now

time for one tree hill season 4 episode 16.

random

i am random
and i dont care

i realised
if i ever get high-like real high
i'll be moody after a while

just one day
yesterday
changed my life so much

let's watch repeat episodes of one tree hill

im bored

Monday, May 28, 2007

day

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

okayyyy
so
woke up
discussed on where to go.
yep
so went tampines with
delon daniel

STARBUCKS IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST DRINK ON EARTH

then bought longjohnsilvers back
watched SAW III

OMG IT TOTALLY ROCKS MY SOCKS AND SHOES AND WHATEVER THING

GOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGOREGORE

alright alright
the plot seems totally ok as well
complications after another.

I BET JIGSAW HAS AN IQ OF 2409530680398029810
he still died.

then daniel left
pro-evo delon
then CARDSCARDS

then he left
i stoned
...
...
...
til now

ok
im bored
shall watch smokin aces soon.

GAMEOVER

bestfriends.exfriends

you're not a friend
you're my girlfriend

you're not ordinary
you're extraordinary

I LOVE YOU KELLY LOY.

you're everything i need.
you know that.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

days days

okok
i didnt go training
cos i was sick

but had lunch at straits kitchen
food was ok
no appetite

then met kelly
watched blades of glory
FUNNY SHIT

then cabbed back
HELP OUT IN STORE!

okok

so today
church!
yep after a while!
got up

okok
then went home
changed, lunch
then went for

MINDCHAMPS!
practice makes perfect
but you must practice the right things.

yup, im going to signing up for MINDCHAMPS!

it's something like adam khoo thingy but it's not
all the studying TECHNIQUES
oh how i know i'll need them
i learnt a technique today too =)

so simpang-ed with
delon fared mag calvin
CRAPCRAPCRAP

hah
calvin's a cheater
okok
then we all went home
and im tired

Saturday, May 26, 2007

violated

FIRST DANIEL

THEN DELON

IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE

MY HUMAN RIGHTS GOT VIOLATED.

ok. after that incident
IM OFFICIALLY SICK.
PHYSICALLY.

They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama

Thursday, May 24, 2007

day

so i didnt go school today
apparently wasnt feeling well.
coughcoughcough

oh congrats ACMILAN for winning liverpool
yeah
i predicted milan to win(top4)
for once i predicted the team to win, WON

i predicted CZECH to win last year's world cup hah.

oh
heard principal came to class
expected anyway
yeah, i think i'll get a personal talk with him tomorrow
die jeremy, die

oh so i went tampines
met mason to get some form signed
he claims his beep test level is 18. joke of the year
oh im gonna have his disgusting shirt hah.
but it's cool hah

so bought some food and went to ccab for training
and yes i was alone since everyone was in school
so yep, got a talked from mr amir and coach

training was super fun
it was supposed to be from
3-5, but since no one used the pitch, we stayed on til 6.40? and just
shortcorner, dragflick, penalty flick, KILL EACH OTHER
nicholas daniel nasir paded up hah!

so here i am at home now
BORED
hols are starting!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

bad

OK
FROM CALVIN'S BLOG:

i think my arm may never recover thanks to people like chenyin D:HAHA ok i kid. dont feel guilty. i know you dont mean it. i think? i hope? only people like JEREMY will purposely cause people physical harm. RIGHT?! ;)

WTH
I DONT CAUSE PHYSICAL HARM TO HUMANS ON PURPOSE
IM A NICE GUY PLEASE

pirates

I WATCHED PIRATES YESTERDAY
hah
terrible show

well mainly cos i dont remember what pirates1 was about and i missed pirates2
so i was half lost and half asleep while watching

anyway
calvin came over before the show
we all decided to wear BLACK
like everything, shirt pants shoes blah.
reason?
calvin: cos pirates are black!
then we went to meet fadhil cos he bought a pair of shoes
then met kelly and mag
went cine, ate pastamania.
THE WHOLE CINE WAS FILLED WITH PIRATES

it's the premier afterall.
so all the singapore celebs were present
felicia chin taufik blah blah
i wanted to perform antigravity to some stars
but no one was willing to give me $$

oh we had to surrender our phones
and went into the cinema!

show started at 8.30.
show ended at 11.30.
yup, 3 HOURS.
saw kelly's watch and we were all HUHUHUHUHUHUH
so late. then rushed to get our phones and got messages from parents
where are you? where are you?

blah blah
so mag's mum came to fetch us, and kelly told us jokes
which were super funny and people think we were retards as well
then in car
IT WAS SUPER BORING
so i decided to entertain myself by watching some prank i did
and i just laughed
and they thought i was retard but i wasnt
i had something to do at least!
then i walked kelly home
then i walked home
slept at 1.45
and woke up for school
and i slept throughout school today
SCIENCE DAY TOMORROW
SHOOTS

Monday, May 21, 2007

misery

Keep your sadness alive

Don't you know that misery loves company
Yeah I heard, that misery was looking for me
Happiness is a face that don't look good on me
Yeah I heard, that misery comes looking for me

Don't you know this misery loves me

Some people say that I sound strange, some say that I'm not right
But I find beauty in this world every single night

GOOD MORNING RIVIVlAL

ok,
my results just suck
and i got scolded/talked
well
i dont know
i seriously dont think im suitable for studying

anyway yeah
went for lunch then delon daniel daren came over
blah blah
Mag and Calvin got me ben&jerrys
mag paid 10, calvin 1.50
THANKS =)))
well
so that makes it
two ben&jerrys in a day
guess it made me happier

well
anyone wanna join me on a third later?

the female genes in me got over me
i shall go shop online

Sunday, May 20, 2007

proper

ok i shall blog properly

i went penin alone - YES ALONE.
i even have a picture of me eating lunch alone.
at delifrance, kaya-dontknowwhat + perrier.
oh and i bought jumbow6000
yes, im broke now

oh so i met delon at town cos his movie got cancelled
so we just commented at everything we saw
and the guy at adidas recognises me, as erm, DRACULA(MR SKARY)
so he came over then i went to play with jumbow6000
and i flicked a ball over
oh well

so went streetsoccer, played a match, sweat like some pig, then went over to mum's store at 6.30 with delon and kelly
kelly bought earrings
and erm

met rachel jolene ashley mag nat at simpang for dinner
delon and i looked like fools at first
but yeah
after that, all the nonsense jokes came from ashley
and yes, nat was super sick
felt bad asking her to come in the first place
moo was born as well.

oh 3 phones dropped today
mine - during soccer
jolene's - during prata(onto curry)
ashley - on the floor

oh when they all went back, calvin called saying he's coming
ok so we bought benandjerrys-dublinmudslide and he came over
we just crapped and yep, the retard post came about
so he left at half time
then problems came
and problems went

business sucked as well today
so yep
i pray for a good day tomorrow.

post

CALVIN wrote the previous post.
so yep, it's 100% crap.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

hello babes

i'm sitting here at home. watching th FA finals

manu and chelsea is boring shit. i think rooney looks like a effing fag. i just cant stnad his face. sheesh. ever heard of a shaver? a horse has less hair than you. geez

ok on to today. my mom opened her shop today. i hope theres business. everyone go buy! (:

had dinner with mag ashley jolene delon rachel and natalie. nat had a bad headache and she looked sick. hope you get well babe! :)

then calvin came when everyone left. lol. so secretive ;) he bought me a tub of B&J dublin mudslide. yum its sitting in my freezer getting frozen. well duh.

he wanted to eat in front of my mom, but i scared she find out i'm gay.
oh well. i hope she doesnt read this.

calvin's over now. cant watch soccer properly cause he's so distracting. man, that boy sure can please a guy.

the match is boring anyways. oh well. back to business ;) too bad, calvin has to leave soon

ok bye!

calvin was here

Friday, May 18, 2007

SALE

LADIES!

GO TO SIMPANG BEDOK TOMORROW
MY MUM'S OPENING A SHOP SELLING LADIES ACCESSORIES AND SOME GUY STUFF

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING'S LESS THAN $10
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALL ME FOR INFO
9*******
YUP, CALL ME.

IM SELLING MY MAZON STICK
IT'S SUPER BEND
AND
IT'S USED LESS THAN A MONTH
OFFER
$70 ONLY

Thursday, May 17, 2007

thanks

thank you calvin eng
thank you mag ong

kfc

HAH
ok
gym was PRODUCTIVE today
yes somehow.
we did proper sets and all
good good

so went to change blah blah all then went bedok with fared
he went to meet ashriqah
then met delon daren daniel calvin mag and some of their tj friends
so we just crapped and blah all the nonsense thingy thingy
collected back the form from calvin blah blah

then all the tj people left
so the 3Ds and i went to shaw
the stupid card couldnt get free tickets
so i had to pay
oh well im broke now
oh we watched blades of glory
funny show indeed.

oh we bumped into fared and ashriqah and imran and his gf at lido
he said there was some sale at freshimp
but we didnt go after that oh well

so went home and found a damn cool website
www.costumink.com
it's where you can design your own shirts

it's super addictive lol

ok, gonna help my mum to do some stuff tmr so no training.
oh wellll

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

ok
today was
much better
til i found out
4 people passed emaths
it's the end of jeremy tan
ok nevermind

so i went tampines alone before training
yep, daniel thinks im a retard, always going tampines alone
i tihnk it's totally ok cos i've got concession plus it's only 10 mins away.
so i wanted to go diy to buy some stuff where they didnt have

so i went macs to buy filet meal and i was hoping to see some hockey dudes in tamp so i can eat in the train

if not i'll be an idiot eating alone in the train
and TADA
mr fared redza was there with azhari kwek nasir
and so, i ate in the train hah

SO COOL HUH

okok then
played against sas
drew 1-1
yes obviously i scored

during the process of scoring i injured my thumb

THEREFORE, MY TUHMB AND TOE IS HURTING LIKE SIAO

and i played on
after the HALF, i got knocked out

stamina = 0

so lie down and breathe breathe breathe
yep, that was training

so went simpang with dan and han
the food took years
and i bought magnum as well

then had to give some form to mag to give calvin and nat gave us brownies
which i finished in 10 mins
and they're obsessed with phillip

oh well

gym tomorrow
BORING

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

DAMN

TO DROPOUT OR NOT TO DROPOUT

RETAIN OR PROMOTED

PLACE YOUR BETS

TIME WILL TELL

so much for 20 points and below

yes, 20 points by end of year.
let's just give up
what's the point

i dont study,
i fail

i study,
i fail

might as well dont study

so daren daniel stayed over last night
crapped throughout the night
woke up at what, 12

then went sakae with delon daniel, daren went off for training

blah blah nonsense, the day got worse when i went for soccer
where shawn kicked my leg while shooting
and my BIG TOE hurt like hell
but i'll still go training tmr

and i've been spending $$$ like siao
enough jeremy tan

shit
im emo again.

Monday, May 14, 2007

shit

so no school till who cares what day
everyone's playing
oh well

everything aint good either
everyone has problems.

oh wth

im sorry for everything.
i didnt mean to do it.
it's just i went there for another reason, i didnt know you were there in the first place
i just wanted to ask phillip some stuff
im sorry if i didnt answer your questions
im sorry for everything
please forgive me.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

yeah

YEAH!
YESTERDAY AND TODAY MADE MY POST EXAMS ALREADY

YESTERDAY WAS SUPER FUN ENOGUH SAID
TODAY WAS EVEN FUNNER

so went out with kelly.
everything went fine!
so watched spidey again.
and it's said that there'll be spidey 4 5 6
wtf so dumb

ok then
had to meet dad jon jermaine for dinner

dad bought 1 pair of adidas shoe and a pair of birkenstock
he's like

this shoe cool ah, go clubbing that time, everyone look at me

yeah, of course, chey!

IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES HE BOUGHT THE ADIDAS SHOES.

haiyooooooo
so soccer match tomorrow!
league starting!

oh and i counted
i bought 4 pair of shoes this year already.
+f10, ronaldinho, converse, macbeth, + 1 birkenstock

omg im a shoe freak damnit

MR SKARY IN ACTION

ENJOY

Friday, May 11, 2007

SCARED

OH WE DID NOT PERFORM MAGIC COS I BOUGHT MR SKARY

YES I BOUGHT

THE FIVE OF US

WENT AROUND TOWN WITH MR SKARY
SCARING PEOPLE
OMG SUPER FUNNY LAH

SO NO MAGIC PERFORMANCE

JUST SCARING PEOPLE IN TOWN

I SAW JUSTIN AND I SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM OMG I ROCK
WALAU

DAMN FUNNY

IM SUCH A SADIST
FARED WAS WORSE ACUTALLY

LOL

I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MAG AND NAT
OMG

SUPER FUNNY
THEY'RE MORE STONNED PEOPLE THAN ME

SUPERRRRRRRRR FUNNY

WE SHALL DO IT AGAIN
HAHAHAHA
WATCH OUT

MR SKARY AND I WILL COME AFTER YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

I SHALL HAVE VIDEOS SOON

ME AND MR SKARY

Thursday, May 10, 2007

MAGIC

I'LL BE IN ORCHARD TOMORROW PERFORMING MAGIC

I'LL BE WEARING BLACK FSAS SHIRT
JEANS
MACBETH SHOES

LOOK FOR ME

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

TEST

GOGOGO
MY PREVIOUS ONE WAS A KILLER

http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/358088

IT'S 10 TIMES EASIER I PROMISE.
PREVIOUS ONE WAS SIAO.

FROM MY COUSIN, MARIKO, BLOG

my stupid cousin and his annoying test!! >anws, last nite when my cousin, JEREMY TAN the JINX, asked me to do this quiz thingy, i TOTALLY flunked it!! haha.. xD which makes it real BAD! cos he IS still my cousin... this shows how much i hate him to not know anything abt him! haha.. i SUCK! ahha.. but i love myself still can? no matter how much my cousin mite suck! ahha.. but his test was really diff to me la.. i only know he has a gf named kelly, and he plays hockey for scc, and he has 2 bros, jon and jermaine, and he has a REALLY cool dad! haha.. but the dad a bit de SIAOSIAO la.. haha.. the rest like, who he thinks is the hottest, shld be the gf rite?! but he so mean, put SOMEONE else.. haix.. pity the gf! haha..anws, it still BUGS me DEARLY!! thks to him and his test! ARGH! i promise myself i must get to know my cousins better!! ^^ but you cant blame me for not asking them qns like, "who do you think is HOT?" or "why do you like this girl and not that girl?!" i mean, these are like personal qns rite?!! HMPH! BAKA JEREMY!!

YES, SHE IS 15.

Monday, May 07, 2007

study

ah
so
ss emaths
killer
enough said

so
after school
went to parkway to buy bubble tea
then
went mpl to erm
study

then fared brought ashriqah along.
so the 6 of us caused crazy problems
maybe it was just me
but yeah
we caused trouble but it was all fun
i almost died as well
by doing a crazy diagonal jaywalk

so daren red ashriqah left
then
3 of us waited for the tj humans

then the only person who studied was charis surprisingly
the librarian was annoying
and some 4 5 year old girls were disturbing us
they are sick. so young yet so polluted

so, a funny scene

daniel: let's go humans
rachel: eh copy me, no originality
me : charmaine was the one who started it!
rachel: no, actually it's jia en.
charis: then you copy her! no originality!

so went home
played soccer
when i saw kelly
after so long.

and
now im super tired
i gave up on chinese 3 years ago
so i studied physics just now
and
i dread exams

boring

life's boring

i should just drop out of school
and start working

i know what im gonna become in the future now anyway

and
i might do buskering during june hols
look out for me

Sunday, May 06, 2007

slit

damn im emo

crazy thoughts have gone through my mind

but
i wont attempt to slit my wrist like calvin.
or whatever he did

im going to try
to saw a thread into my neck
and take out the thread.
sick?
nah.

you'll get what i mean soon.
im one of THEM

hockey

OMG
I WATCHED LAST YEAR'S SULTAN AZLAN SHAH CUP FINALS AGAIN

OMG
TAEKEMA SCORED DRAGFLICK TOP CORNER

OMG
I CAN START PLAYING HOCKEY AFTER FRIDAY!

OMG
UNDER 15 IS STARTING SOON!

OMG
I WANNA WIN UNDER 15!

Saturday, May 05, 2007

broke

$JEREMY

has no

$$$$$$$$$

i've got no idea why i named myself that but i think it's cool

so went macs with red and daren in the morning then rushed off for remedial

then we went to starbucks after remedial for a supposedly study session for them

apparently
there was a group of some sec3 kiddos who wanted to erm

find trouble with us?

but we had to give them chance and decided not to get into any trouble

so they left after we came cos i suppose they were scared of us :0

ok just kidding, they just left.

so went for a play

BROADWAY BENGS
ok,

INFERENCE

if you can understand hokkien - watch it

if you cant

DON'T

then went far east with jon

and bought my macbeth shoes!

woo!

therefore

IM BROKE

it's $140

yes, one hundred and fourty

Friday, May 04, 2007

eng

great
english was a killer

quote from RO
: you people would probably get around 11,12,13 from the test. so score well in summary
and his class is not the worse

so what
3F,
7,8?

wtf

die

hah, humans.
watch thanks for the memories from fall out boy

YOU GUYS SUCK
WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN PANIC! AT THE DISCO INSTEAD.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

unproductive

ok
crap

things i have not studied for mid year

LOG
binomial theorem
angles
PHYSICS
salt preparation
GEOG
SOCIAL STUDIES

GOOD LUCK JEREMY TAN

so,
i had the right mindset to study after school.
it was supposed to be a small group of people to study with
and ended up with 8 people, vs and tj, on a 2 metre diameter table
kc girls in the library were annoying.
and the whole thing was totally unproductive.

i tried log. i failed.
i tried physics. i failed

im screwed.
i think
im starting to miss detention

and im going to take a picture of
something or someone or with someone everyday
n80 rocks=)
today's photos were erm
food.

i'll put somewhere by the end of the month.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

spiderman 3

ok
school was fun and boring
the fact that i didnt spend money in school is a super big acheivement for me.

so i rushed home after school,
eat, bathe, change all
then went calvin's house which i missed the damn busstop
so had to take bus back
I LOVE CONCESSION.

then, yijun was there and they're bloody good guitarist.
but i got a headache after a while. all the metal/rock blah blah.

so met sarah and mag at tenah merah
the colour code was RED.
but the girls turned up in dark colours
TSK

went THE CATHAY, starbucks. then watched spiderman3
which is super amazing long but a good show. kinda unexpecting.
climatic throughout the show.
and CALVIN BIT ME IN THE CINEMA
WTF PAIN!

after the show, yijun concluded- spiderman makes us drunk/crazy/high/drugged.
laughing like retards.
and sorry calvin for that whack in the mrt
you could barely stand! haha!

went simpang, natalie joined us.
she eats curry alone.
then calvin dad fetched the humans home
and
I LOST IN THAT SHORTEST ROUTE THINGY THINGY
IT'S ONLY A SMALL DIFFERENCE OF I THINK 30 SECONDS
OMG.

and now, it's 1am. and i dont feel like sleeping. i want n95 tomorrow!